"What's on my butt, mommy?" asked Nova in a very puzzled voice.
We were in the bathroom; he had just sat unproductively on the potty for 5mins to earn some tv time, and I was trying to get a new pull-up on him. He takes the opportunity to explore his nether regions during these nekkid times, and had his hands on/around his butt as he asked the question.
Kinda afraid of what I might find, I had him turn around, saw nothing unusual, and told him so.
"Buttcheeks. I have buttcheeks on my butt, mommy," he then informed me.
I have a joker!