Thursday, January 12, 2006

reduce, reuse, recycle! ... and other stories

The scented candle we had for the longest time finally burned itself out a few weeks ago. Unfortunately, for some weird reason it burned crooked/lopsided, so there was A LOT of wax still left in its glass jar.

We both agreed that there seemed to be so much left that we might as well try to recycle/reuse it somehow.
Made a trip to the local craft store, and bought a pack of 3" candle wicks.

Kosh wanted to put the glass jar directly on the stove... errr, how about we fill a saucepan with water instead, and put the jar into the pan? Then the water heats the jar safely maaaaaaaaaah!!

As the wax melted, we could then take the base of the old wick out (it's metal, btw, which is why you should not try doing this in a microwave oven!)

We were a bit worried because the light green melon-apple scented wax melted into a clear red liquid very much like raspberry tea...

But it all turned out fine ... once it got all melted, we let it cool with the new wick in place... and it cooled back into its original color! AND it fills about 1/3 of the original jar!!! That was A LOT of wax!
Haven't lit it up yet to see if the smell is still the same tho :D

Then, seeing as that experiment was a success, Kosh went ahead and re-melted the remnants of another candle, but there was so little of it I suggested using another smaller container for it. Turned out to be the perfect size/volume :-)

There must be some technique to making the wax cool evenly, tho, cos it seemed like the wax kinda "receded" as it cooled: the effect was very obvious in the small container, where it looked like the middle had been sucked down. But not a big deal.

Bottom line = we got two "new" candles, for free!!


Here's how they look:


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On another note:

You know the phrase "SHIT HAPPENS"?


Ever wonder if there are equilavents to this phrase in other ideologies and religions?

Well, wonder no more!! thejaywalker.com has compiled them all for us!!

Examples:
    Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
    Idolism: Let's bronze this shit

Check it out for some GREAT laughs!! (WARNING - Muslims with no sense of humor, don't even bother, okay?)

... and to top it all off... if my life were a movie...


The Movie Of Your Life Is A Cult Classic

Quirky, offbeat, and even a little campy - your life appeals to a select few.
But if someone's obsessed with you, look out! Your fans are downright freaky.

Your best movie matches: Office Space, Showgirls, The Big Lebowski


... wait a minute... if I have fans they are FREAKY fans?? LMAO!! That is so cool!!

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

One time, back in college…

(Another installment of the 30 drafts)


A long time ago in a galaxy far far away, I stumbled across this MSN Encarta article about unusual courses offered by some U.S. colleges…. There are some veeeery eeeentereeesting courses out there…. Gee, I don’t consider myself a Trekker, but even so, I’d be one of the first to sign up for a course like Philosophy and Star Trek!

Unusual courses I *did* take during my college years:

Icelandic Literature
    Descriptions so sparse that your mind fills in the blanks for you, leading to a surprisingly vibrant and vivid read. And these tales are based on real people and real events, so while some tales are really fantastical in nature, many in fact are histories of families still existing in Iceland today!

    Also, did you know that the term “to egg someone on” comes from Icelandic? There was peculir code of honor among these menThere were so many tales of revenge instigated by wives or mothers who “egged on” their sons/husbands to redeem the family honor somehow.

    Indeed, such a land of fire and ice – of volcanoes and glaciers – certainly spawned tales as gritty as the land itself. It opened a whole new world to me, such that Iceland is on the list of places I want to visit - and I mean a proper visit, no whistlestop type thing - before I die.


Norse Mythology
    While most people took the huge class that dealt with Greek & Roman mythology, I of course chose the path less-traveled and opted for a teeny class on the Norse equivalent. Not only did we learn about Thor, Loki and many others, but this allowed us a peek into the psyche of the Norsemen. Seeing as I already got a good dose of this in the Icelandic Literature class, I probably enjoyed the class even more than the average person. I remember my term paper concerned Loki: but what exactly I wrote, I don’t remember. Bummer.

    One take-away from the class was learning about common symbols, especially those fertility symbols like rabbits, and eggs… it got me thinking about the now less common practice of distributing hard-boiled eggs to wedding guests in Malay weddings – can you say “fertility”?


Arthurian Literature
    This was actually a graduate class, but I challenged myself to take it, seeing as the previous two classes had already provided me with the proof that I “get” literature – so long it appeals to me. Ah, and how I “got” this topic too… prior to taking this class, all I had read of King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table was from a children’s edition book plus some comics…. And my oh my, what an abundance of literature exists out there!! It was during this class that I picked up and read Marion Zimmer Bradley’s The Mists of Avalon – in addition to all the *other readings we had for this class – and my appreciation for her book was heightened by all the other tales we read and discussed in class.

    I was particularly struck by the recurring theme of forbidden love: Lancelot & Guinevere; Tristan & Isolde, and the Icelandic version of Erec & Enide. Laying a sword between them as they shared the same bed, as a symbol of “no hanky panky”, is really amusing! Oh, and I saw a trailer for a movie of Tristan & Isolde, coming out in May? That will be interesting… I’ll wait for the reviews before I decide to catch it or not (unlike that horrendous King Arthur movie, ugh!!)

NOTE: all three classes were taught by the same professor! :-)

Bowling
    Teeheehee! It was just one credit hour, but I got useful essons in the fundamentals, which I still use to this day (not that I’ve bowled more than once in the past year, sob sob!!)


Basic weight training
    During the one summer I took classes, decided up mix a useful class along with the horrid Chem class I was taking. And like most females, I was intimidated by all the equipment in the gym – how to use, mah? So this class provided excellent overview of principles of weight training: techniques, the whole reps & sets difference for toning vs building, which exercises target which muscles, etc etc. Very useful stuff to know, even if I’m hardly ever utilizing free weights of machines right now


Tennis
    This was the other fun class I took that one summer. I was kinda over-qualified for it tho, cos the class turned out to be for total beginners; oh well :p (The next semester, I signed up for the next level of tennis, but it was a totally different standard! I ended up dropping it after the first day, tho, due to scheduling conflicts… oh well!)


The rest of my classes? Apart from the required Chem & Physics, I took 2 years of French, 1 semester of Italian, Abnormal Psych... oh, and ovevr-achieved in terms of taking grad-level classes in organic chem (i *so* quickly changed that to pass/fail, LOL!!) and Quantum Chemistry (I surprisingly did pretty well in that, especially considering I was competing against grad students!)

Maaaaan, I miss being in college....

Gonna be looking into getting back into academia... maybe in a year's time? We'll see.....

Until then, i'll continue to bum aroun, blogging, LOL!

One time, back in Europe...

"Euro-English"
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

  • In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k".This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

  • There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

  • In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

  • By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

  • During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl!

One time, back in the Garden of Eden...

EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So,how is everything going?" inquired God.

"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem. It is these breasts you have given me.

The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They are a real pain," reported Eve.

And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc.......... she felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced," as she put it.

"That is a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away."

And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.

Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.
"Well, Eve how is my favorite creation?"

"Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight on your part. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."

God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you."

"Now let's see............where did I put the useless boob?"

Now doesn't THAT make more sense than that crap about the rib?

One time, back in the toilet...

Wah, it seems that Malaysians picked the toilet as the preferred place for having sex outside of a bedroom, says the 2005 Durex Global Sex Survey.

Toilet??


Seeing the conditions of the typical Malaysian toilet, I think Malaysians are out of their minds!!!

But I also wonder about the demographics of the respondants... after all, if lots of them were younger, unmarried and therefore with restrictions on sexual relations, I suppose they'd know the best place to have their furtive quickies...

But, the toilet???


Yikes!!

Read more about it in TVSmith's 2 sen article "THE DEFINITIVE GUIDE TO TOILET SEX IN MALAYSIA"; check out the illustrations - hilarious!!

One time, back in Band Camp...

Recently, the movie Band Camp was released on DVD. This is the 4th installment of the pastry-molesting American Pie movies... Never heard of it? Yeah, cos it was one of those direct-to-video/DVD releases, never got shown in the theatres at all. Ah, the movie studios yet again squeezing as much $$ out of a commercial success as they can... This is one movie I'm in NO hurry to see :p

Links:
1. IMDB;
2. Yahoo!Buzz

Books galore!

I’ve been meaning to get this out for quite a while now… this is one of those 30 drafts I’d mentioned. Just wanna take note of some books on my mind...

Books, unfinished:

Me and my voracious appetite, I usually devour all the books I pick up and read. There have been a few exceptions. Here’s a list of what I remember not finishing, in relatively chronological order of abandonment:
  • Roots - Alex Haley:
    Can you believe I tried to read this when I was probably about 8 y.o.? The mini series was on TV, the book was on the reading shelf, and for some reason I wanted to sink my teeth into the story. Unfortunately I was too young, and really didn’t know what I was reading about. I remember Kunta Kinte being kidnapped, and a horrendous journey by boat. I’m not sure how much beyond that I got to before stopping. My only take-away: I learnt that “privates” were used to refer to “down there.”

  • Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee - Dee Brown:
    I think I got a third of the way through before stopping… just couldn’t bear to continue reading about all those broken promises and horrid treatment of Native Americans during the U.S. expansion into the west. It was physically painful for me to read this book. The take-aways: just because something is agreed upon doesn’t mean both parties will actually honor the agreement, even if (or, especially if?) one of the parties is a country’s government… and they’d probably get away with it too.

  • Sophie’s World - Jostein Gaarder :
    The draw of this book was the overview of the history of philosophy (combined with a supposed mystery), seeing as things like philosophy were never taught in school, and I hadn’t thought to take it as an elective during my studies. However, I only read about a third of it, because I got really bored at the mini philosophy lessons. Oh well… maybe it’ll be appreciated later in life? Or I can try it, skipping those mini-lessons?

  • The Tower on the Rift (The View from the Mirror, Book 2) - Ian Irvine:
    One of the unknown-to-me series I explored during the time I was in a craving-anything-new-fantasy stage. Maybe I was in fantasy overload by that time? I felt Book 1 was fine all by itself, but Book 2 seemed to be a repetition of Book 1, or it just wasn’t going anywhere. Either way, I was NOT hooked. I may just give away the two books when I’m back in KL.

  • Shadow (The Scavenger Trilogy, Book 1) - K J Parker:
    Very very very slow-moving book. It’s probably good, but once again, this was a bit too “deep” for me at the time – I wanted to escape, not have to think hard about what it was I was reading about. I’d struggled through the author’s previous trilogy that followed a man who went from forging swords, to bows, to armor: definitely a different style, which is why I risked trying another of his series. I’ll give this another chance; I think I may be more appreciative of the tale of an amnesiac god this time around…

  • Wolfskin - Juliet Marillier:
    After totally enjoying her other series (The Sevenwaters Trilogy), I was all excited about exploring other works by this author. Unfortunately, this book so did not hook me that I don't think I even made it through Chapter 1!! Which is a real pity, seeing as it seems to be set in a Norse-like culture, which always appeals to me (more about that in another post...)

And a bunch of management-type books:
  • First Things First - Steven Covey:
    I was really taken by Covey’s 7 habits (my A-HA moment was with Habit #1: the power of proactive vs reactive language, sphere of concern vs sphere of influence, etc), but I really had a problem with procrastination, so tried to get through his time-management-specific book.
  • The Power of Simplicity - Jack Trout:
    This so appealed to me, seeing how everyone likes to hide how much they don’t know my making long and complicated presentations, for example. But I very quickly got reminded that there was only so much cutting through of bulls**t I could do by myself when the rest of the system is totally corrupted.
  • Approaching the Corporate Heart - Margot Cairnes:
    This author resonated very well with the transformation effort being carried out in my ex-employer, but for some reason or other the con-sultan-ts had never made any mention of this book as a resource. It was via conversation with Allie that she recommended, and lent me, this book (i *have* given it back, right?).
For most, if not all, of the above “management” books, I abandoned them because it’s obvious very quickly that they all say things that are simple common sense. It’s all up to the individual to make it a point to do things differently. Of course, in order to make an actual difference, there must be a collective effort by many individuals in the same area, otherwise, well, either you do what you can or you get more and more frustrated…
Books, yet unread:
  • Millennium (1999): (couldn't find this book online, LOL!)
    It was getting close to the new (false) millennium, and I very much wanted to reflect on what humankind has done to itself in the last 1000 years. I wanted a better understanding of things like the Israel/Palestine conflict, why the U.S. and the USSR had the Cold War, why it ended, the Crusades, so many other things! Fyi, I am someone who HATES history with a passion due to the horrible way it was “taught” in school, but by this time I knew that understanding of current events lies in exploring what had happened in the past. And since this book seemed to provide a comprehensive overview, which seemed just what I required, I went ahead and bought it. Unfortunately, I felt somewhat intimidated by the prospect of reading it, so in its plastic wrapper it remains to this day!

  • The Magic of Recluse - L. E. Modesitt:
    Bought in 1999 or so, when I was looking around for some new fantasy books to read. Seeing as this author had so many books, I figured it would be a good place to start. Then, by some amusing series of coincidences, the book ended up packed away in storage, and I spent the next 5 years wondering what had happened to it. Found it the last time I was back in Malaysia. Rescued it. Brought it here to the U.S. Have yet to pick it up. May bring it back with me to read, LOL!

  • Zen and the art of Motorcycle Maintenance - Robert M Pirsig:
    I’d mentioned this in an earlier post – given to me by my MD/CEO when I transferred out of that company to another post in another part of the organization in 2001. Meant to read it but was caught up in the new job. Then got transferred to a special project which mutated transformed into an organization-wide transformation program, had to live out of a teeny cubicle so non-essential stuff was packed away, including this book. Last April/May I made sure it got out of storage and onto my bookshelf. I’ll read it when I’m back this time around.

  • Currant Events - Piers Anthony:
    If you like puns, check out this series. I thought this was going to be a "trilogy" of 27 books, the author keeps on churining them out... by this time, the books are really not that great, but I was so surprised that there was a #28 to the series that I went ahead and got it (and I see there's a #29 out too!). Anyways, so I bought it last October, but haven't had the "calling" to pick it up yet :p

Books, outstanding from my youth:
  • Seal Morning - Rowena Farre
    A girl recounts her childhood, which includes major interactions with seals.

  • Black Beauty - Anna Sewell
    The adventures of a horse… I do not remember any details, except perhaps that I learned what “blinders” are. And I think I cried at the end.

  • My Side of the Mountain - Jean George
    Does every kid long to run away and live on their own somewhere? I know I certainly did. So this story really struck a chord with me: a boy who ends up living in a burnt out tree trunk, befriends a falcon/ eagle, and successfully weathers winter in his tree. While doing this post I found out that there is actually a trilogy for this book and the other similarly-veined Julie of the Wolves: may just check it out.

  • The Outsiders - S E Hinton
    I don’t think I’ve seen the movie, but I read all about the new brat pack members who acted in it, thanx to all those teen magazines I read at one stage in my life. Curious about the tale, I managed to find & buy the book. Don’t remember much about it, but I’m sure I cried at the end.

  • The Dr Doolittle series - Hugh Lofting:
    I was totally in love with this whole series and I think I own all volumes... hey maybe I should reread them, or at least scan them again... I remember being struck by a tale of all these birds who take a stone/pebble each and drop them into the middle of a lake, over and over, in order to build an island for a giant turtle in Lake Tanganyika. A giant turtle who had lived through the Great Flood, btw. Oh, and that birds/stones motif, I was surprised to later hear about a similar tale in the Koran where the birds defeated elephants in this manner... ... and what about the pushme-pullyou animal: was that the inspiration for Austin Powers' Japanese fans Fukmi & Fukyu, I wonder.... oh and please, do NOT judge this series by the atrocious movies with Eddie Murphy!!

Yeah, yeah, yeah – so most of the outstanding ones are those that made me cry… and why not? After all, it’s all too easy to make a tear-jerker movie with the swelling music, and camera angles, etc… but with books… so much of it must have been building in your mind’s eye, you need to have been drawn to characters that exist there only in the written word… it's a compliment to the author, and the indication of just how into the book you got...

Oh, and another note on these outstanding books of my youth: did you notice they are mostly about animals? I really really loved animals, and all I wanted to do when I grew up was to be an animal doctor. Then I discovered that I couldn’t deal very well with blood… and at age 12 or so, I decided that I would NOT be an animal doctor. (I wonder what my life would be like if I had not chickened out [pun intended] so easily… that’s a topic for another post, I suppose!)

And last but not least, a recently re-read book that again brought tears to my eyes....
  • The Mists of Avalon - Marion Zimmer Bradley:
    The Arthurian legend, told from a fantastically different perspective... there are so many characters, yet you get to know them intimately... you get a peek into the life of priestesses of Avalon, of the Druids... and how the coming of Christianity affected the island of Britain. Explores the then-already obvious divide between Christianity as preached/practiced by Jesus vs Christianity as forced down throats by narrow-minded priests... It's a fantastic, thought-provoking read. I've read it three times in 10 years, and will probably continue to re-read it every 5 years or so - yes, it's THAT good. :-)

You know, all the above are just the tip of the iceberg.. there have been many books that swam in and out of my memory while I was working on this ... gosh, I wonder just how many books I *have* read in my 33+years on this planet... all those Enid Blytons, Trixie Beldens, Hardy Boys, Nancy Drews of my early youth would already bring the total to ovver 100, for sure! And I've read at least 6 (space tyrant series) + 7 (incarnations of immortality series) + 27 (Xanth "trilogy") = 40 books by Piers Anthony right there!!

I think this year I'll keep a tally of how many books I read, just to have some sort of idea of record out of curiosity. Will share that list at the end of this year :-)

about two months later...

 ... hi again. This return to blogging is really not working out, is it? Actually, I am writing, three pages of mind vomit and affirmations ...