What do I have to show for all that?
1. Me playing pool (w/ Rail, Neome & Lina)
3. One of the two kooky gifts from Spiderjane (the other was a furry photo frame, LMAO!)
3. One of the two kooky gifts from Spiderjane (the other was a furry photo frame, LMAO!)
MY NEXT LIFE
In my next life, I want to live it backwards; here's why:
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
You enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then...You finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.
... hi again. This return to blogging is really not working out, is it? Actually, I am writing, three pages of mind vomit and affirmations ...