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What would be worse than getting your dick tattooed with the words "Hot Rod"?

Nothing, you think?

Think again!

How about having a doctor take a photo of said body part and tattoo (while you're sedated for gallbladder surgery!), and circulating said photo for hospitalmates to see? (more of the tale here).

He's "planning to contact an attorney". I don't blame him! Talk about a breach of privacy!!

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on a lighter note:
A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.

"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.

"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.

"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting off your finger?"

"No, Silly" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and then I thought, 'I just paid $6,000.00 for these implants. I'm not shooting myself in the chest."

"So then?" asked the doctor.

"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, "I just paid $3,000.00 to get my teeth straightened I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."

"So then?"

"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: "This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.

(from Jumbo Joke)

Comments

  1. HA ha ha! That joke is too funny :)

    I can't believe that doctor did that! I hope he gets fired!

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  2. Omg! I cannot believe that someone who should be taking patient privacy VERY seriously would do something so utterly stupid.

    Doesn't it just make you not want to have surgery when you can't even trust your own Doctor??

    Sheesh!

    On a lighter note - Happy Christmas!!

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  3. Hehehe, loved that joke, :-)

    Happy Holidays to you and Kosh. :-)

    -snglguy-

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