if I had a penis...

Thanx to Keb, I found out that IF my name was Lynne and I had a penis, it would be named:

Your Penis Name Is...

Free Willy

Penis Name Generator

L. M. A. O.!

And what would be more appropriate, at this stage, than sharing the lyrics to this magnificient Monty Python ditty?

Penis Song

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't. come. back.

Guaranteed to bring a smile on my face! And while we're on the subject, here are some of my other faves from the Monty Python Sings album (in no particular order):

• Eric the Half a Bee
  
• The Medical Love Song
  
• Finland
  
• I'm So Worried
  aaand, of course... my earliest recollected exposure to Monty Python...
  
• The Lumberjack Song

Okay I am grinning *so* widely my mouth hurts!

(3.20pm update: Karl has something kinda related. And it involves Mr Loaf himself! welll, kinda :p Drop by and see!)