Friday, October 27, 2006

Fillers: WWTD & a tiger jigsaw puzzle

Filler #1: A golf-related chuckle found in my email inbox some time ago:
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."

The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."

The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."

"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"

"Tiger Woods."

"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"

"Yeah."

"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."

The husband and wife then make passionate love.

When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.

"What are you doing?" asks the wife.

The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."

The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.

When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what are you doing?" she asks.

The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat."

"Tiger wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it again."

The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.

When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.

The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"

"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this damn hole."
{as much as I am NOT a golf fan, I sooo totally love this joke, LMAOooooOOoooOOoo!!}


next...

Filler #2: a great blonde joke found today at TNChick's
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get it started."

"What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?"

"According to the picture on the box, it’s a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says..

"First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea."

Then he sighed, "And now let’s put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box."
Did you see that one coming? Teeheeheeeeee!!

Don't feel like blogging anything "real" today... so have a grrrrrrrrrrrrrreat weekend, y'all!

5 comments:

  1. Ha ha! Those are two funny! I did not see the second one coming at all! :)

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  2. *roaring laughing* Good ones!! The blond joke was just fabulous. hehe... Sorr I ahven't commented so much lately. My mind hasn't been all that kind to me. Still isn't but I just had to read your blog. Love it!

    Thanks for all your wise words and advice, means a lot to me Lynne.

    Hope you will have a terrific weekend.

    Love Monsoon ;-)

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  3. LOL on the first joke. :-D

    Heya lynne! Just got my dsl connection back today and now I'm busy reading up on blogs.

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  4. Hi lynne,

    I am Gibson from New Journey, ring a bell? after disappearing for quite some times, I am now back to the blogger world again.

    Anyway, I am no longer attached with blogspot but started up a paid web-hosting site, do stop by when you can ^_^

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  5. Thanks! Nothing like a good blonde joke finish off the week!

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