Thursday, December 08, 2005

Cheer up and enjoy the Joke of the day: Senior Dealings

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And here's the Joke of the Day, from an e-mail I received relatively recently:
Senior Dealings
Two elderly residents, a man and a woman, were sitting alone in the lobby of their nursing home one evening.

The old man looked over and said to the old lady, I know just what you're wanting. For $5 I'll have sex with you right over there in that rocking chair.

The old lady looked surprised but didn't say a word.

The old man continued, For $10 I'll do it with you on that nice soft sofa over there, but for $20 I'll take you back to my room, light some candles, and give you the most romantic evening you've ever had in your life.

The old lady still says nothing but after a couple of minutes, starts digging down in her purse. She pulls out a wrinkled $20 bill and holds it up

So you want the nice romantic evening in my room, says the old man.

Get serious, she replies. Four times in the rocking chair.

1 comment:

  1. LOL,good one lynne.Know what's weird?My post for today (Dec. 9) IS about old folks and a dirty old man!

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