Sunday, December 18, 2005

An Italian Boy's Confession

Just sharing another email I thought was pretty funny...
Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman.

The priest asked, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?

Yes, Father it is.

And who was the woman you were with?

I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation.

Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?

I cannot say.

Was it Teresa Volpe?

I'll never tell.

Was it Nina Capeli?

I'm sorry but I cannot name her.

Was it Cathy Piri?

My lips are sealed.

Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?

Please, Father, I cannot tell you.

The priest sighs in frustration.

You're very tight lipped, Johnny Parisi and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot attend church services for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.

Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Gino slides over and whispers, What'd you get?

Four months vacation and five good leads..

Have a good laugh!

3 comments:

  1. Mwahahahahaha!!! That gave me a naughty idea too. Thanks for the Monday laughter lynne...:D

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  2. By the way, mind if I snitch this too? Dang! This is becoming a bad habit...:D

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Thanks!
*lynne*

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