Engineers' Conversion Tables

No, I am NOT an engineer! I graduated in Chemistry, and p.l.e.a.s.e. don't say "same difference"!!

But I freely admit I *am* kinda geeky/nerdy in some ways, AND I like puns, which is why this really made me laugh. Got it in an email recently, and thought I'd share with y'all:

Engineers' Conversion Tables

This is pretty heavy scientific stuff......converting units:

1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
   
2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
   
3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
   
4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1bananosecond
   
5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
   
6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong
   
7. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Sterling
   
8. Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
   
9. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
   
10. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
    
11. Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line
    
12. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
    
13. 1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone
    
14. 2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
    
15. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle
    
16. 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
    
17. 52 cards = 1 decacards
    
18. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 FigNewton
    
19. 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen
    
20. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
    
21. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
    
22. 10 rations = 1 decoration
    
23. 100 rations = 1 C-ration
    
24. 2 monograms = 1 diagram
    
25. 4 nickels = 2 paradigms
    
26. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 IV League
    
27. 100 Senators = Not 1 decision

Have a good laugh!