Did you hear about the Clinton & Lewinski condoms? Or actually, "Kelintun" and "Laiwensiji" condoms. Yahoo!News article HERE.
My immediate reaction: wait... part of the problem was their NOT using condoms, and spurting all over that blue dress, right?
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Did you hear about the larger-than-life unofficial Cardiff street porn festival?
It seems, a group of students set up a 20ft x 30ft projection ... against the house of a neighbour... So that all their pals could watch it in the street... "it" being porn.
Geez... if you can't keep it in the pants, at least keep it in the house!!
(Reference article HERE)
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Did you hear about the sex-hotline conman?
This guy in Germany would pretend that his car had broken down, and ask to use the phone. He would then call premium rate kinky sex lines for up to 20 minutes at a time.
That's a really smart way of making other people pay for your "perks"!
(Reference article HERE)
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Did you hear about the three wells?
Well, well, well...
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Did you hear abour the three dears?
Dear, dear, dear!
My immediate reaction: wait... part of the problem was their NOT using condoms, and spurting all over that blue dress, right?
~~~
Did you hear about the larger-than-life unofficial Cardiff street porn festival?
It seems, a group of students set up a 20ft x 30ft projection ... against the house of a neighbour... So that all their pals could watch it in the street... "it" being porn.
Geez... if you can't keep it in the pants, at least keep it in the house!!
(Reference article HERE)
~~~
Did you hear about the sex-hotline conman?
This guy in Germany would pretend that his car had broken down, and ask to use the phone. He would then call premium rate kinky sex lines for up to 20 minutes at a time.
That's a really smart way of making other people pay for your "perks"!
(Reference article HERE)
~~~
Did you hear about the three wells?
Well, well, well...
~~~
Did you hear abour the three dears?
Dear, dear, dear!
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