The George Bush Virus
- Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.
The John Kerry Virus
- Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen.
The Clinton Virus
- Gives you a permanent Hard Drive ; with NO memory
The Al Gore Virus
- Causes your computer to keep counting and re-counting
The Bob Dole Virus
- Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy
The Lewinsky Virus
- Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did
The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus
- Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back
The Mike Tyson Virus
- Quits after two bytes
The Oprah Winfrey Virus
- Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB
The Ellen Degeneres Virus
- Disks can no longer be inserted
The Prozac Virus
- Totally screws up your RAM,but your processor doesn't care
The Michael Jackson Virus
- Only attacks minor files
The Lorena Bobbitt Virus
- Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy ... then discards it through Windows
my faves: the Oprah, Lewinsky, and Dubya ones.
Mwehehehehe!!! What a good way to start a week.... :-D
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