Some fluff for today; your analyses invited

Was reading today's Dilbert comic strip and totally enjoyed it! Would post it here but that would so violate copyrights :-( Here's an attempt to capture the magic:

Pointy-haired boss is at a meeting/discussion with other staff. Box #1: He points out that the poor hapless employees would have noticed that their jobs are "hideous nightmares of frustration and underpayment". Box #2: "But what you don't know is that every company is exactly the same". Box#3 shows pointy-haired boss' thought bubble "Reduce employee turnover: Check".

Yes, I find that f*cking hilarious. Been on the receiving end of that kind of management brilliance way too often!

On another note, here's a H/T to Samantha Burns for this really great shop-at-home moron. I *think* I would notice a difference between a moth and a horse; wouldn't you? Check it out here.

Another H/T, this time to Spud for this cool video. Now, why can't gyms & fitness centers have something like this, it would certainly keep me entertained instead of trudging along to nowhere on the treadmill used in the conventional manner. Curiosity piqued? Check out the video here.

In other news - last night there was this really weird dream about a backed-up toilet *full* of, errrr, "logs" including a big floater... and something looking like a log-and-hair-combo but was alive and crawling slithering across the bathroom floor towards me/us [reminded me of something out of the Addams Family]. Kosh was all "What the hell is *that* thing?", and we both hop out of the bathroom and close [we didn't slam it shut, we just closed it. Does that mean anything?] the door well before the thing reaches us [which is strange considering the bathroom is tiny!]. I actually scream in this dream [I so do NOT do that in real life maaah], but not at the crawly thingy; I gave out a scream at the discovery of the backed-up toilet cos I was gonna take a dump when I lifted the seat and saw the surprise. LOL. Anyways, anyone wanna analyse all that for me?

And on that note... have a good day!

And try not to think of logs, ya?

Muuaahahahaaahahahaa

Oh, one more thing: the cat puked up a present for me this morning too. Grrrr!