New Proverbs
- If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
- Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile way - and barefoot.
- Going to church doesn't make you a holy person any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.
- Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
- If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
- A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
- Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
Proverb completion
A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest.
- As you shall make your bed, so shall you..........mess it up
- Better to be safe than....................punch a 5th grader
- Strike while the................................bug is close
- It's always darkest before.............daylight savings time
- You can lead a horse to water but.......................how?
- Don't bite the hand that.........................looks dirty
- A miss is as good as a...................................Mr.
- You can't teach an old dog new..........................math
- If you lie down with the dogs, you'll.....stink in the morning
- The pen is mightier than the............................pigs
- An idle mind is.........................the best way to relax
- Where there's smoke, there's.......................pollution
- Happy the bride who......................gets all the presents
- A penny saved is.....................................not much
- Two's company, three's..........................the musketeers
- Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and....you have to blow your nose
- Children should be seen and not..........spanked or grounded
- When the blind leadeth the blind..........get out of the way
- Better late than.....................................pregnant
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